subject: Why You Need to Stay Away From Pick Up Lines [print this page] Why You Need to Stay Away From Pick Up Lines
If you're hoping to get a date someday you have to stop using pick up lines, especially these 20 that I'm going to share with you.
You should never use pick up lines when approaching a lady for the very first time. You'll come across as needy and desperate and your odds of success will be down to zero, unless the girl you're approaching already has a huge crush on you. An effective way to generate conversation is to ask a woman the worst pick up lines guys used on her, and then share some funny ones with her to get her to laugh.
An alternative to pick lines is to use situational conversation starters. As an example, if you're at the mall you could ask women: "where is XYZ store?" and then just continue the conversation. This automatically lowers their shield as it is a natural conversation starter and then you can easily continue talking to them.
Don't even consider using these pick up lines:
1. I'm easy Are you?
2. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
3. Warmed up? Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines!
4. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
5. Still too clean? Well, have some more dirty pick up lines!
6. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face
7. Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K All I need now it U!
8. Baby, you're like a championship bass I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
9. The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word
10. Nice legswhat time do they open?
11. Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
13. Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
14. Could I touch your belly button from the inside?
15. Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
16. I'm having a party at your ankles should I invite your pants down?
17. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place
18. Wanna play ? You do me and I owe you one!
19. F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me
20. Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby
