subject: Experience the VIP Lifestyle [print this page] Experience the VIP Lifestyle Experience the VIP Lifestyle
Vacationing like a celebrity isn't just about posh hotels and gleaming limousines it's about attitude. Anyone can walk into a hotel lobby, but few can make an entrance. Being a celebrity is about making people feel like they are in the presence of greatness. So where does greatness stay, and how does it get there?
Private jet
If you're going to fly like a celebrity, you're not going to fly in Economy class. A private jet , or a jet charter, will get you directly where you need to go without having to sit crammed next to a row of hygiene-challenged school kids. Flying on a chartered jet lets you unwind and appreciate your unique position in life, something that takes up a great deal of time if you are a celebrity. Get some practice in while cruising at 20,000 feet.
Exclusive travel agencies
Celebrities generally don't book their own travel they have people for that. Once you've found a top-notch professional service, you'll appreciate having the inside track with an exclusive travel agency. All you have to do is call them, say you want to fly to Rio and stay there for three days in the most fashionable new digs, and hey presto! The whole itinerary is planned out for you by the finest in the biz.
Private cars
While you're on holiday, you should plan on having a chauffeur-driven car. Celebrities don't drive, except if they're being paid to do so while starring in a film. Remember, your time is far more valuable than any ordinary person's time out there, especially when you're on holiday! Having to parallel park while maintaining the detached outlook of the privileged elite is something to be avoided. Hire someone to do it!
Five-star hotels
Always, always, always make sure you are booked into the place where all your famous friends will be staying, so you can have parties late into the night while lamenting about how difficult the lifestyle can be. Celebrities are never overtly happy, especially when they're in the presence of other celebrities, because the limelight is tough, baby. Staying in the most fashionable, highest-ranked hotels helps soften the blow.
Room service
Celebrities are weary when they arrive for their holidays. They've just spent weeks on end being fabulous, which is something only other fabulous people can really appreciate. It's hard work! To unwind, you'll need a few bottles of champagne to go with that penthouse view.
Exclusive dining
After that first night spent enjoying room service indoors, you'll want to dine in the most exclusive restaurants of the city you're staying in. Getting a reservation is easy, provided you sound cool and confident. When looking over the menu, don't get too excited as a world traveller, you've already seen it all anyway. If you do end up enjoying your meal, just signal to the chef with a simple thumbs up that you liked it. At its heart, being a celebrity is about maintaining your cool and making other people wish they could be just like you.
