subject: As promised The 2011 pre bikini season catalog! [print this page] As promised The 2011 pre bikini season catalog!
New This season!!!
BOOKS For Those of you inspired by the Bulimic Chef series it is our pleasure to introduce the latest in the series. THE BACKDOOR BULIMIC Browse our beautifully photographed collection of recipes especially designed for those of us who love bulimia but oppose the oral purge. See step by step instructions for instant dinner party classics like prune and psyllium husk pate. You'll be the hit of any beach side picnic with our luscious guilt free chocolate dessert chapter. Guaranteed to go right through you! Also newly available in paperback is our blockbuster hit EXTREME BULIME the workout collection that's sure to end in vomiting.
GADGETS They're finally here! Be the first this season to sport our SCALE SHOES. In the past these shoes have been heavy and awkward but thanks to advances in digital scales these look and feel almost like regular shoes! Now you can check your weight as often as you feel necessary without looking obsessive thanks to the discreet digital readout hidden by a stylish Velcro toe flap. These shoes come in your choice of three colors and are available as either a sneaker or a loafer.
Act now and get our new MEASURING TAPE BELT thrown in at half the price!!! This is the accessory that really lets everyone see your progress. The stylish belt buckle highlights your waist measurement in inches. Belt can easily be reversed to show your measurement in centimeters. This offer is subject to availability so order soon!
CLEANSE KITS! The "NO ONE HAS TO KNOW YOU'RE CLEANSING" cleansing kit. This is the perfect take along for any girls night. kit includes eight prepackaged shot glasses of our potent dandelion, milk thistle, and beetroot cleanse. Now while your friends are pounding shots you can be part of the fun! You'll also find six fiber boost cookies so you won't feel left out when the pizza arrives. In the morning you'll be just as sick as everyone else without ever having indulged! As a special season kickoff this kit includes a fun "smile if you have diarrhea" tee shirt for you to keep or share as a hostess gift.
EQUIPMENT The closet treadmill. This is one treadmill you'll never have to worry about using. Design features revolutionary extendable hanging bars, fold away shoe racks, hidden jewel compartment and plenty of handy hooks for bags and scarves. This is one piece of exercise equipment that makes good use of your space even during long periods of in activity !!! Introductory pricing is available now. Don't wait!
