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This abridged collection of our articles has had to be trimmed to meet ArticlesBase standards but we hope will become an historic and authoritative record of Barry's win for future generations. Hopefully it will also become a reminder of how the invaluable mental maintenance advice from our Clinic for the Electorally Brain-Damaged helped you survive the 2011 NSW State Election without damaging even a single brain cell. To view the full and comprehensive list of articles, visit the Friday Mash Political Satire website
Election Sanity Coverage of the 2011 NSW State Election (Australia):
Dick Head interviews Kristina Keneally
Friday Mash's distinguished Canberra correspondent Dick Head secured an exclusive interview with NSW PremierKristina Keneally. Here is a transcript of their compelling conversation.
New South Wales Watching
The NSW state election campaign is only four weeks away so now is the time to take steps to ensure it doesn't send you absolutely barking.
Dick Head interviews Kristina Keneally again
Well Kristina' said Dick how do you think your election campaign is going so far?'
Absolutely brilliantly' replied Kristina I couldn't be happier even if I found out Barry O'Farrell is a mate of Mubarak'
Dick Head interviews Barry O'Farrell
Hi Barry' said Dick I really appreciate this opportunity to spend some time in the gym with you.Was your surprise decision last weekend to announce some policies a sudden change of policy?'
Absolutely not' said Barry my policy is to deliver the exact opposite of the Labor Party in everything'
Kissing Kristina Goodbye
The NSW state election campaign was like watching the Oscar winning film Titanic all over again.
You knew the outcome right from the beginning but were forced to endure interminable agonies until it finally arrived. There was one big difference, Kate Winslet was saved but Kristina went down with the ship.
The NSW Labor Party deserves a bravery award for contesting this election. With their track record no-one could have blamed them if they had sat this one out, too embarrassed to claim they were capable of running the state for four more years. A period of rest and reflection at the Friday Mash Retreat for the Politically Confused could have worked wonders.
Gillard Girls Coverage of the NSW State Election:
Titanic-less in Toongabbie
I can't tell you how excited we all are. It's thanks to the Gillard's Girls faction at the Beauthaven Branch thatNathan Rees got up in Toongabbie.
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