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"What is wrong with that, Dave, is blatant trickery and manipulation." I replied.
"And by the way, the reason I may not have affirmed a connection had I seen your REAL picture, is NOT just about looks and size. However, I do value healthy habits, which include exercise and movement. I would like someone who also enjoys those things, so I have someone to do them with. Perhaps it a wrong assumption on my part, but I don't imagine that hiking or sweating in a Bikram yoga class is high on your list of activities." I announced.
"My dear Sadie," Dave wheedled. "You are correct that I have not recently engaged in physical activity, but really, are you seriously going to disqualify a man who could satisfy so many other needs because he won't walk with you?" challenged Dave.
My martini is kicking in and I just want to kick this arrogant prick. However, decorum prevails, so instead, I stand up, look him straight in the eye, and tell him, "You are the reason some women hate men. Fortunately, I am not one of them, but I have had enough of you and this conversation. Thank you for the drink. Enjoy your evening, and good bye."
I grabbed my coat from the back of the chair, and as I turned to put my arm in the sleeve, I punched the unsuspecting man who had just walked in and was about to sit down.
"Are you alright? Did I hurt you? I am so sorry," I gushed profusely.
He actually managed to smile at me as he stroked the spot on his arm I had just assaulted.
"Lucky for you that you are taller, or else you might be deaf right now." I managed to laugh as I said this. To which his response was a wide smile.
"You do have a mean right jab, for sure. Maybe I should help you finish putting on your coat, just to be safe.
"Too bad you are leaving. I would love to hear whose hit I just took," he chuckled as he held my coat as I slid my other arm in.
It IS still early. I may not be leaving after all...
Sadie Jackson, a fictional heroine, is back on the dating scene for the third time. After two trial marriages, she is bound and determined to get it right. She can be nauseatingly optimistic and enjoys recounting her dating experiences with humor and compassion. Follow her dating escapades in this work of fiction that will be updated on a regular basis. KEYWORDS dating escapades,dating experiences,dating scene,challenged,sadie jackson Sadie's Dating Adventures Mini-Marriage is Over My mini marriage is over. I am as deflated as a popped balloon at a child's birthday party. I don't know what I was thinking. Who am I kidding? I was not thinking. I did not think. I reacted to the first man who had my juices flowing after walking away from my lifeless marriage.
I reacted to the attention of a man who said all the right things to me and made me feel vibrant and alive when he kissed me, and touched me, and well, you know. He did things to me that I did not know could be done. He made me feel like I was the most beautiful woman in the world when he looked into my eyes. And I was. For about 6 fantasy weeks I was.
I had been flying so high on the clouds I have been unavailable to the rest of the world. And now the flight has ended and I just want to crawl under a rock and die. I am being a bit melodramatic. Of course, I don't really want to die. I just want this awful hollow feeling of emptiness to disappear. I want my life back, my life as I knew it before it became so colorful. I want the sepia tones back. I know how to exist there.
You've got me in a rather bad moment, as you can see. I am drowning in my sorrows alone, have been for several days now. I think it is time I pull myself together, crawl out of the same clothes I have lived in for the past week and take a shower. Yes, that's a start. I will shower. Then I will pick up the phone and call my best friend and make plans to go see her.
I will put on my the prettiest dress in my closet, curl my hair, apply my favorite made up look, and Maybe tomorrow.
Sadie Jackson, a fictional heroine, is back on the dating scene for the third time. After two trial marriages, she is bound and determined to get it right. She can be nauseatingly optimistic and enjoys recounting her dating experiences with humor and compassion. Follow her dating escapades in this work of fiction that will be updated on a regular basis.
