subject: Tease Her - How To Get Laid With Sexualized Teasing [print this page] Tease Her - How To Get Laid With Sexualized Teasing
Sexual teasing basically means teasing a girl in a sexual way. The whole point is to show her that she's lacking somehow and that she can't handle you in bed. It's a great strategy on how to get laid. It uses humor to make sex seem lighter. She can't take offense to something sexual if it's meant as a joke. What you're doing is showing her that you're not judging her but just joking around with her. You get to tell her early on that it's all about sex, but you take the bite out of it. You also make it easier to start talking about sex later.
Don't be afraid to throw sexual teasing into the game early on. For example, spill a little bit of your drink on her. When she says, "You spilled on me," say something like, "Sorry I got you all wet. I have that effect on women!" The important part is the "I have that effect on women." It can turn anything into a joke and it tells her that you're sexually attractive.
Another good one is to say, "Whoever your last boyfriend was, I don't think he spanked you enough." A great thing about this one is that she'll tell you she doesn't have a boyfriend or hasn't had one in a while, so it's a good way to do some research.
Things like, "You wouldn't be able to handle me; you'd be walking crooked for a week," are great because they basically bring up the topic of you doing her, but in a way that bypasses her nervousness about talking about sex.
You can make fun of her for being boring: "I'll be you like lights-off, missionary-style, fully clothed sex!" Her reaction will be to think about the two of you having sex for one thing. Another thing is that she'll fervently deny it and basically tell you what she likes in bed. You're then talking about sex already.
The thing about sexualized teasing is that it takes the seriousness out of sex. Still, some girls are going to get offended by it. That's just the small risk you have to take. A large majority of them will be turned on by it, even if they don't admit it right away. It's also a great way to broach the topic of sex without making it all serious.
Sexualized teasing is really important in how to get laid. It's a necessary step for escalating things to the sexual level. Come up with some routines and lines of your own, and try them out next time you're out.
