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Funny quotes about life will help you to bring the smile to your face. Even if times are hard and even if you can't keep up with the mortgage payments, Funny quotes will bring back the joy into your life.
Be good; if you can't be good, have fun.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
Funny quotes about life - some people drink from a glass, i drink from a fountain
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something like your mortgage.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Funny quotes - If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball
Cleaning your high paid mortgage house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets.
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves.
USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
If the teacher is way better than the one he teaches, he's nothing but a failure.
Funny quotes - I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.
If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves.
There is a strength in the union of very sorry men.
Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had.
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
