subject: My Evening With The Ninja Samurai Warrior [print this page] My Evening With The Ninja Samurai Warrior
There is a story I must tell you. It requires me along with a ninja sword. There are not many people who know this story given it was a delicate situation. So delicate I shutter just thinking about it now. A ninja sword is not in a situation that you should be apart of and especially when you don't have one yourself.
Everything started years ago when I was the tv show personality, Kristoff Handleson. We utilized to catch criminals trying to seduce people against their will. There is this one episode where I recall this guy. Average size using a trench coat walking into our decoy houses. The decoy told him to have a seat as they went to get clothes out of your dryer. The guy was calm and politely sat at the counter.
This is the point where I come out and pay attention to their excuses about how precisely this was an oversight and they didn't come there for that. This time, however, it was different. I've got a transcript of what transpired after i entered the bedroom
Me: What are you doing here?
Him: I came here trying to find booty
Me: (Which has a shocked look on my face) You came for sex with an under age boy?
Him: I didnrrrt come in charge of no little boys. I ain't got no milk. No cookies. None of these. I came here seeking man's butt!
Me: A guys butt??
Him: Yeah. I realize who you are, Kristoff Handleson. I enjoy call ya Kris Handsome. Now I say to you what: I prefer ya and I want ya. Now we are able to do this the easiest way or we could do this hard way. Are you going to...
Break: He pulls out an extremely magnificent Katana sword as he's finishing his spill. At this point, I am shocked and appalled but I can not back down before cameras. In hindsight, I should probably have...
Me: Pardon me, but I can't think we'll be doing anything, just about any way.
Him: Therefore i see you choosing hard way...
Break: I finally decided to cut the tape and merely get the cops in that room to arrest the guy but I used to be sadly past too far. I was attacked while using sword and basically embarrassed before my peers. I never wanted to be involved with that relate after that. My date using the Ninja Warrior would have been a terrible experience and that i hope when confronted with the same situation you will do the contrary of some tips i did and acquire out of there.
