subject: Cats are Way Better than Dogs (I'll Even Bet My Poker Chip Set on It) [print this page] Some couplings are just meant to be: peanut butter and jelly, yin and yang, Mork and Mindy, and of course my absolute favorite man (or woman) and cat. Dont get me wrong, dogs do make pretty great pets, but cats are better, in almost every way and Ill even bet my poker chip set on it. Not convinced yet? Well heres why: Cats are a zillion times easier to care for than dogs. You dont have to take them out for annoying walks and you dont have to bathe them. They figure out all of this stuff on their own. Cats have the common courtesy and decency to use a litter box, which prevents all of their business from getting all over your backyard or worse, your carpet. Cats have actual personalities. You never know what youre going to get with a feline, but all dogs are the same: hyper, dumb and obsessed with Frisbees. Cats dont eat their own poop, or anyone elses for that matter. Why the heck do dogs do that? Gross. Cats are much more independent than dogs. Who knows what they do all day? They disappear on some grand adventure for hours and then they pop back into your lap when you least expect it. On a different note, dogs constantly and incessantly require your undivided attentions. Cats are quiet. Cats seldom make any noise at all, unlike your typical barking, howling, growling, wining, yelping, woofing dog. Cats dont have disgusting breath. Ive never met a dog who didnt have a putrid smelling seeping from their mouth and then to make matter worse, they always find it necessary to slobber it all over your face.
Cats are Way Better than Dogs (I'll Even Bet My Poker Chip Set on It)
