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Men and women across the world argue over which gender is the best driver, the smartest, or the most deserving of a work promotion. There are pros and cons for both, but does one have it better than the other? Male vs female - which really is the better sex?

Man can pee anywhere, anytime.

Woman can be proud of her breasts whatever their size.

Man, regardless of fault or reason, will always be able to justify cheating based on his gender alone.

Woman does not have to prove her femininity on a daily basis.

Man does not need life to be just like the movies.

Nothing breaks when woman hits puberty.

Man is heralded a hero for sleeping around.

Woman can use the bribery of sexual favours to get what she wants.

Man looks better with age.

Woman does not fear getting lost as she can always ask for directions.

Man can scratch his privates in public without anyone even batting an eyelid.

Woman does not have to be the strongest or the fastest to be respected by another woman.

Man happily sails through life with just the one pair of shoes.

Woman can blame any bad mood, any work mistake, and any misunderstanding on "that time of the month".

Man does not have to regularly shave his legs, unless he particularly wishes to.

If a woman wants sex she knows she can get it.

Man can have a career and a family without being judged for wanting both.

Woman can cry in public and not feel ashamed.

Expectations of man are so low they rarely ever disappoint.

Woman has the prerogative to change her mind over and over and over and over

Man does not have to call when he says he will.

Woman always knows that the baby is theirs.

The Battle of the Sexes

By: Lindsay




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