subject: What Sort Of An Ideal Man One Must Be In The Eyes Of An Urban Lady? [print this page] As it comes out the phrase "ideal man" is interpreted by guys and girls quite differently. Because of this misinterpreting there are all forms of conflicts and difficulties between females and men. This relationship dilemma is as old as the human race itself. Philosophers and reverends, psychoanalytics and political leaders sought to find some way out of this endless riddle, but it seems that they went wrong so far. I suppose that in these nervous years of economic convulsion along with a rapidly developing technological advance, it is only the mere human humor, that helps the best way to view the relationship from a different perspective. Only when you laugh about a issue, you reveal a zillion means of fixing it. The mind gets purified and heads for a free flight in a creative indocile human imagination.
Today I am going to share on this in more details.
An ideal man for a madam is when it is four a.m. in the morning and you lie on a divan and watch a melodrama on television, and he all of a sudden touches you and you see crocodile tears on his face too! since it is impossible not to sob when Hugh Grant was ditched by a madam.
An ideal gentleman for a girl is that who himself granted her with a bouquet, then himself put them in a jar, filled some water in there, put a few drops of sugar, a few drops of salt and some of iodine. So that the blooms take longer.
For a madam, a perfect man is not he who arrived at a club on his own Lexus, hooked up with two chicks with him and went home to party... No, not at all, the best guy for a lady is the one who is sitting next to her in his automobile and proclaiming: 'Listen, we'd rather not go shopping this week, I'll be ok without a coat during this winter. I'd rather get you to hairdresser's, since I see that your hair is splitting."
For a girl, an ideal guy is the one who scrambles out of a parked automobile and calls out with pleasure: "Darling, you've parked the car absolutely perfect, my Masurati has already been damaged!"
For a girl, an ideal man is the one who returns home from work, sits in front of TV, and you put meal in front of him, but he calls out: "I am not going to gobble in the sitting room! What of it, that the national team is tonight playing in the Football World Cup, this is not a reason at all! Everybody must guzzle in the kitchen! And either we go to the Ikea tomorrow, or I do not know what would happen to the Earth!"
The best man is always trying to persuade his girl. He calls out, lets buy you a whelp, and I will constantly tidy up her poo myself.
The best man for a lady, is he who goes to a water closet in the morning and then his girl wakes up a little bit later, then goes to a water closet, and spots a huge steamed heart in the bathroom mirror on the wall!
For a girl, an ideal man is when you are both being late for his birthday celebration, and he calls out to you: "So what that 250 people are waiting for us, My hottie, do not rush, just carefully choose a proper attire to put on! To tell you the truth, for me your dress is much more significant than my own birthday!"
For a madam, an ideal guy is the one who has sex with her for four hours non stop and then another two hours all along talking to her on all kinds of cool things till she dozes off, twisting his hair round his finger, the same as all women do!
The best man for a madam is the one who goes to work in the morning, and his significant other gets up in the morning at his place and notices a note on a sofa with the following: "Hello, Dear your dinner is on the table and my password to facebook is two eleven eight five five eight two one!"
For a woman, the best guy is the man to whom his wife says, "Hey, I liked a fur coat a week ago in some dress shop for 10 000 dollars. Could you buy it for me?" And the ideal guy responds to his madam: "Of course, My lovely, I will take a compensatory leave tomorrow, I will take a credit in my bank right in the morning, then we'll go shopping for the whole day, I am looking forward to find something very costly!"
Dear females, I am begging you with love. Take care of your men even if they are not ideal!
