subject: Five Reasons Why Revenge Works [print this page] If youve been hurt by someone the first thing you think of is getting revenge. Whatever they did, if you feel wronged then getting revenge could be the perfect way to make yourself feel better.
Whether youve been abused, dumped, had money stolen or had people turned against you getting revenge can give you back the power youve lost.
As long as you stay legal, stay safe and make sure you dont go too far, theres no reason why getting revenge cant be the perfect antidote for your hurt feelings. Heres ten great ways for you to get revenge, wipe the smile off their face and put it back on yours.
1.Shame them on the internet.
You can upload a photo of the person youre getting revenge against onto the net with a post explaining exactly what they did. Imagine their reaction when they realise that their dirty secret is there for all to see.
2.Send them a present
Send them something nasty through the post. Think about what would really bother them. You can fake a letter for an STD test reminder, but make sure you make it obvious on the envelope so everyone can see it.
3.Put laxatives in their drink
If youve found out your partner is cheating, wait until you think theyre going to meet the person their cheating with then spike their drink with laxatives. You can be sure they wont be having a fun time cheating on you that night.
4.Send them a smelly surprise
Buy a teddy bear and carefully cut along the seam. Stuff in a fresh dead fish and sew it up. Send it straight away or leave it on their door step. Itll start stinking within hours and they wont be able to guess where the smell is coming from.
5.Make an empty gesture
Buy an expensive box of chocolates, or go to your local gadget store and ask for an empty laptop, phone or TV box. Then send the empty box to the person you want revenge on. Theyll think theyre receiving a great gift only to find theyre really getting a big fat nothing.
Remember getting revenge can make you feel great, but keep your revenge tactics safe and legal, or you could end up biting off more than you can chew.
