subject: Making Generators Which Creates Free Electric Energy In Your Home [print this page] How would you like to create a generator which creates free electric energy? You might think it would be wonderful, but there are lots of us who wouldn't touch it with a solar panel.
Sounds wonderful - as good as perpetual motion or turning rocks into gold or having a money tree. Even just no electric bill would be nice, not to mention all the rest. Forget solar and wind power, which are more complicated than a generator. Unless you invent one that works with a hand crank, it sounds like a winner on all levels.
Anyway, there's probably a catch, 22 or even higher. Perhaps the electricity causes a severe skin rash; you trade financial stress for intense itching. Or there is some toxic waste involved, like a battery for a hybrid vehicle. You don't have to pay for electricity but you have to bribe Nebraska to secretly bury it in one of their trackless wastes, unknown to the citizenry.
Money can't buy happiness. All that glitters - or in this case sparks - is not gold. Look before you leap. Better a dry crust in a corner than cake in an all-electric palace, or something like that. You get what you pay for. Nothing is free in this life. A sucker is born every minute. A get-rich scheme only makes the one who invents it rich. All of this good advice can't be wrong - generations have lived by it, after all.
But maybe you don't care. Maybe you'd be so happy to get rid of your electric bill, you would want to give your secret to the world for free. Be the biggest benefactor of humanity in a magnanimous gesture that even Bill Gates couldn't top. Then make a million by writing a book on the whys and wherefores, sell the movie rights, and hit the lecture circuit.
In this case, there is only one thing to be done. Write a science fiction book, sell it to Hollywood as a blockbuster ultimate doom movie, and use your proceeds to pay your electric bill. Get a super hero or a movie idol to save the world and know that you yourself are such a one.
But then, you could buy all of them their own all-electric crash pad and install high fences around yours with free security cameras every ten feet. You could hire a social secretary to screen your visitors, only allowing in those you really wanted to see. Of course, they might be all glued to their flat screen TVs and too occupied to come visit their benefactor. You could end up as a poor little rich person, lonely and forgotten by all those who should be supporting you in your isolated ivory tower.
How would you like to create a generator which creates free electric energy? You'd have to weigh the pros and cons and try to figure out the pitfalls before you decide. After all, the appliances you have now are easy to handle. Just unplug 'em.
Making Generators Which Creates Free Electric Energy In Your Home
