subject: You, Too, Can Write Bad Radio Commercials! [print this page] ARE YOU TIRED OF SPENDING THREE, FOUR...EVEN FIVE FULL MINUTES WRITING A BAD RADIO COMMERCIAL?
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1. What is the name of your client?
2. What Product or Service is being advertised?
3. What is the Client's Telephone Number?
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But it's sad, because every day thousands of radio commercials are written (often by radio station account executives) with no more information than the answers to those three questions.
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Radio advertising works. When it's created by people who know what the heck they're doing.
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