subject: Creepy Bed Bug Bits Are Like Bed Bug Bites-get Rid Of Bedbugs [print this page] Creepy Bed Bug Bits are like Bed Bug Bites-Get Rid of Bedbugs with Mattress Covers
Bed bug bits are like bed bug bites but really quite the opposite because the bites are the -in -part and the bits are the -out- part, if you catch my meaning. In so much as they are a part of the same process, the process to eat, digest and carry on. But, enough of bits and bites and ins and outs and ons.
You have a problem. I can tell by the crazed look in your eye, the twitch in your brow and the weird crinkle at the corner of your mouth. You are nearly mad! Not mad angry, well, yes actually are you are angry, but I meant mad as in mad as a hatter, or crazed or crazy or bonkers, mental, lunatic or batty.
Yes, now batty is headed the right direction. You see it is because of bats that our little blood sucking problem exists. We have something in common with bats, in that we are one of the favorite foods of bed bugs, bedbugs, bed bug or bedbug. Unfortunately for us, we are much more tasty, easier to reach and convenient than bats, and that is making us batty.
Of course, there are options and solutions available to us. We could sleep on a plank of wood in extremely bright light suspended on ropes from the ceiling. Since bed bugs cannot fly or leap they would not be able to reach us. And because they are light sensitive, they would not want to risk a vampire death. Or we could sleep underwater, in a space suit, or on a porcelain bed with long sloping sides that would be difficult to climb.
Sleeping in the fridge is how we have something in common with bed bugs. Imagine if your bed was beside your fridge and the fridge was always full. In the middle of the night you would roll over, open the fridge, grab a leg, chew, burp and roll back to into a sleepy dreamy state where you were dancing with chicken strips and singing karaoke with french fries. Actually, I think that the Bare Naked Ladies already had that dream.
If you have bed bugs in your mattress, then that is their lifestyle. They live in a warm pristine environment where nothing bad can happen to them. They are protected on all sides by soft, warm fabric, the perfect place to raise kids. And every night when the roof dips they know that it is time for dinner and they out the tiny doorways to feed.
If would like to interrupt this process then get lab tested mattress covers for bed bugs, the first line of defense against a bedbug infestation. Why throw out your mattress when you could get them again tomorrow? Lock up your mattress and box spring with bed bug proof encasements at restassuredmc dot com, get rid of the head board, put Climbups under the feet of your bed and isolate yourself. Once you get some sleep, then you can start to tackle the problem. Get our guide and get your life back.
Sleep tight, sincerely, Dean with restassuredmc dot calm or at 1 877 411 0053.
