subject: Dirty Talk Examples That Work [print this page] If you have ever wondered whether or not your relationship would benefit from a little dirty talk, than think about this...
People LOVE to know they are: doing a good job, feel attractive, feel worthwhile. And talking dirty (it sounds worse than it is) is the best way you can do that. It doesn't actually mean being dirty, it just means communicating with someone how you feel about them.
Is that a bad thing?
Of course not!
Of course some people like to 'communicate' more than others, but at the end of the day in some form or another, we all love it. So the best thing you can do, is practice the art of communicating (talking dirty) so you can show your partner how you feel and make their day.
For those of you who have a difficult time thinking of naughty things to say (aka most people), below is a list of dirty talk suggestions that can be used when you aren't with your lover, and you want them to think about you since they aren't able to be with you right now.
Some of these dirty talk examples are simple, some are serious, so use them wisely. But remember, sometimes humor when you're having a sexy party can ruin the mood.
1. Hi. I'm horny.
2. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McSexy!
3. You are so effin hot!
4. I want you right NOW.
5. Whenever I think of you I get turned on.
6. Send me a pic, I'm going to show Santa what to bring me for Xmas.
7. I can't wait to see you later
8. You're hot.
9. Your body turns me on
10. I've been thinking about you ALL day
11. I want to do bad things to you, then to me :p
12. I could do it right now if you know what I mean...
14. If I had a million bucks, I'd pay it to be with you right now
15. I'll be waiting for you later ...naked ;)
As you can imagine there are countless other dirty talk varieties, but this is just a small list to get you started. Feel free to alter them to suit your situation, whether you are using texting, email, or msging.
And remember - if you want to know exactly how to drive your partner wild with mind-blowing dirty talk and learn how to talk dirty, get a copy of our RED-HOT, hot-selling dirty talk handbooks..
No matter whether it's text messaging, phone sex, emails, hand-written letters, video recordings, web-cam chats, or just good ol' fashioned dirty talk in the bedroom, we've helped thousands of people, and we can certainly help you too!
Stay sexy,
Evan Michaels
P.S Why not take a chance and get good at talking dirty? Take a chance and do it already. You will get better and better at it for the rest of your life!
