subject: Top 8 Naughtiest Honeymoon Gifts [print this page] Are you serious on truly embarrassing your bride or groom? want to silence the bridal shower or bachelors party or drive them down to groans and whimpers? Good! I've researched for the most mortifying and tasteless collection of extra-ordinary honeymoon gifts to be found on the world wide web. After some consideration, I trimmed down he selection to the following honeymoon gifts that could scare the hell out of most good people, be careful that you're not a victim.
Swarovski Crystal Bikini with "Just Married" in bold
There's no doubt that anything with a "just married" mark emblazoned on it is bad enough. Now imagine those words in rhinestone or a bikini bottom? The only thing naughty enough and potentially embarassing to wear on a honeymoon is a customized Swarovski Crystal Bikini upon which the blushing bride can wear the grooms last name written in sparkly script across her bottom. What a classy bride? this is a perfect idea to showcase your cheesiness.
Just Married Emblazoned Sweatpants
The idea of assembling a bridal collection with beautifully done garments for the wedding ceremony and honeymoon was long abandoned by most brides, unless you want to resurrect the idea. What about sweatpants on your honeymoon? The addition of those Swarovski crystals across the bottom adds just the right touch of tackiness to tell the world (and the groom) that this new bride is raring to let herself go.
Just Maui'd Thong
Over 20,000 couples tie the knot every year in Maui,Hawaii and many more honeymoon there. But is it really necessary to advertise it on the bride's posterior, using the irresistible but painfully obvious pun? Apparently yes.
Message Button
A message buton with "We Love Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce Alone, No Dressing Mini-Button" - No one with any sense of style has worn a message button since the early 1970s or the management of Chuck E. Cheese mandated it. A poorly designed, hard-to-read piece of flair provides anyone who gets close enough with more information about you than they could possibly want.
Men's Flip Flops with "Just Married"
I can't think of what kind of man who would wear these willingly. Unless he lost a big bet. Or they come with an optional ball-and-chain.
Just Maui'd Black T-Shirt
Beware, Hawaii honeymooners: If you're not vigilant or have a surfeit of friends who like to give gag gifts you are going to end up with a wardrobe of this stuff. Warning: Don't waste your money. After you get home, you wouldn't be caught dead in this gear.
Honeymoon Collectors Plate
well, this one may have some latent value. When you have your first fight, at least you have something appropriate to throw.
