subject: Wayne Rooneys' Performance On The Football Pitch Suffers Due to His Affair With Prostitutes! [print this page] Many of us have been wondering what is wrong with Wayne Rooney lately? His performance at the World Cup in South Africa left a lot to be desired. His latest performances for Enland in European qualifiers have been less than spectacular!
Wayne Rooney suggests that his recent poor performances on the football pitch may be related to his failing relationship with his wife. In a scandalous report filed by the News of the World, Rooney is alleged to have spent several nights with a $2000 per session prostitute named Jenny Thompson.all while his wife was pregnant.
Jenny stated : "I was at the bar in the VIP area with another escort girl and they called us over for a chat," she said.
"We went for a smoke in the toilets with Wayne and his brother and exchanged phone numbers. At that point Wayne didn't know what sort of work I did."
"We both wore identical black lacy bra-and-brief sets specially bought from La Senza.
"Wayne told us he'd never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward - and me and my friend were left to do all the work.
"He didn't want us to put on a lesbian sex show, he was more into two girls pleasuring him at the same time. But it was all over far too quickly."
"I asked Wayne if he'd ever been with vice girls before and then, all of a sudden, I remembered he HAD!
"I told him, 'I remember reading in the newspapers about you and the old granny!' Wayne just laughed. He thought that was really funny."
She added: "He wanted a threesome so my sexy pal joined us in bed... it was all over so quickly."
It would seem that the prostitutes account of how Rooney performs in the bedroom , matches his recent on field performances . Her description of his awkward and nervous behavior , and his tendancy to finish "quickly" is not exactly flattering.
Lets hope Rooney can get his head back in the game ( I mean football )
Thanks for reading ..
Wayne Rooneys' Performance On The Football Pitch Suffers Due to His Affair With Prostitutes!
