subject: Pearly Papules Women [print this page] What's even worse is that you think about how terrible your life is every time you look at your penis. And, if you drink a lot of fluids, that could be an all-day torture.
If you're like most men with pearly penile papules, you've tried everything from painfully picking the bumps off, iodine (ouch!), which does nothing but make your skin fall off, or home freezing kits that hurt like hell.
Yeah, you've heard that laser surgery helps, but who wants to ask friends and family to help you come up with enough dough to get your penis fixed? If you're not embarrassed now, starting down that trek will sure open up a whole new can of reasons why you should throw away your manhood.
For some, the only option left is to result to excessive eating, drinking and drugs to combat the hurt of being alone for the rest of your life. After all, you'll be spending the rest of your life watching your friends get the girls, when you have nobody but yourself.
"Even though I have a million puss-looking bumps all over my penis that looks like genital warts, babe they're harmless, I promise."
See how well that goes over. Unless the girl is blind and cant feel anything, I'm sure it wouldn't go over very well.
I've been cursed with pearly penile papules since I was 12 years old. One day, I started seeing bumps pop up on the back of the head of my penis. Then, the bumps started to appear around my shaft.
I thought I had an STD or something! The only thing was, I hadn't even had sex yet!
Being self conscious, I kept the bumps to myself. I became less and less social. I did everything I could to avoid contact with the opposite sex.