subject: Don't Panic Before Your Next Drug Test [print this page] Recently I was required to take a pre-employment drug test. To be honest I have only had to take one other drug test in my life and that was so long ago I had forgotten all of the drug test do's and don'ts. So I consulted my old pal, You know, the "G" search engine, for guidance on the subject and what I found had me laughing so hard I almost got kicked out of the Library.
I typed in, "What not to eat before" and to my amazement, "What not to eat before a drug test" came up. This one made sense, after all, it covers information on the very subject I came to look up which is, legitimate strait forward answers to questions having to do with avoiding "false positive" results on my drug test.
After finding adequate information to satisfy my query, I decided to look at some of the other searches, just in case there was something I may have overlooked. That is when the fun began. I noticed, "How to pass a drug test" was only the first few words of searches conducted by what appears to be some pretty desperate individuals.
I may be wrong, Judge for yourself, let me give you a short list of some actual searches that immediately caught my eye
How to pass a drug test in a week
How to pass a drug test in one day
How to pass a drug test in 24 hours or less
How to pass a drug test in hours
How to pass a drug test fast
Was I Right? These are actual Searches! Crazy or what? I'm sure you can sense now what I mean about how desperate these individuals seemed, but you ain't seen nothin' yet! In the following searches you'll see desperate taken to the next level. Check out these searches:
How to pass a drug test with home remedies
How to pass a drug test with household products
How to pass a drug test with vinegar
How to pass a drug test with gelatin
How to pass a drug test with jello
How to pass a drug test with cranberry juice
How to pass a drug test with Gatorade,
How to pass a drug test with goldenseal,
How to pass a drug test with lemonjuice,
Tell the truth. That's quite a list, isn't it? The list gets longer and more desperate.
How to pass a drug test with bleach
How to pass a drug test with aspirin
How to pass a drug test with baking soda
How to pass a drug test with eye drops
How to pass a drug test with visine
Are you kidding me? Bleach? Baking soda? I know there must be urban legends that circulate regarding using everyday items to pass a drug test that can be found in ones home, but this is ridiculous. And it gets worse some individuals have resorted to consulting the internet for advice on how to cheat on a drug test. Check out these gems:
How to pass a drug test with niacin
How to pass a drug test with creatine
How to pass a drug test with sure gel
How to pass a drug test with certo
How to pass a drug test with qcarbo
How to pass a drug test with ready clean
How to pass a drug test with detox
How to pass a drug test with azo
How to pass a drug test with water
How to pass a drug test with dilution
IF you can't pass your drug test by cheating that way, you might as well try to cheat on your drug test this way
How to pass a drug test with a condom
How to pass a drug test with fake urine
How to pass a drug test with substitution
How to pass a drug test with someone else's urine
How to pass a drug test with synthetic urine
These were the most desperate individuals in the bunch, but they garnered my respect because they were seemingly the most honest. Tell me If you agree.
How to pass a drug test with weed in your system
How to pass a drug test with thc in your system,
How to pass a drug test with cocain in your system
How to pass a drug test with crack in your system
How to pass a drug test with elegal drugs in your system
How to pass a drug test with illegal drugs in your system
How to pass a drug test if you do drugs
How to cheat on a drug test
The best way to cheat on a drug test
How to pass a drug test with adderall in your system
But of all the searchers I saw, these guys would have to be my favorite. They ask, "How to pass a urine test naturally?" Folks, all kidding aside, It is unfortunate, no, it is a shame employers and others rely so heavily on the drug test and especially the random drug test, but the truth of the matter is we would have less to worry about if we didn't endulge in controlled substances. Although it is not the surest way to pass a drug test, it is still the best strategy.
Here's that darned disclaimer: There are probably many legal ramifications one must consider when writing an article like this, so I've gotta tell you any information provided in this article is not intended to interpret the law nor is it intended to give legal or medical advice. Anything in this article that appears to be legal or medical advice should not be followed. If you have concerns about an upcoming drug test, please seek the counsel of a competent physician for medical advice and a competent attorney for legal advice. Reminder: DD Williams does not advocate Drug Use.
