subject: Car Smoke Screens Could Save Your Life [print this page] Did you know that Car Smoke Screens could save your life? You're probably wondering what the hell am I thinking, am I thinking at all, am I insane, or maybe even worse. Regardless of what you think the answer is yes, Car Smoke Screens can save your life, I am thinking clearly, and I am not insane. Picture this nightmare scenario and you will see the life saving capabilities of Car Smoke Screens.
It happens all over the world and it could happen to you. You are driving through the woods on winding logging roads, you may have camping gear, food, beer, etc or you may have absolutely nothing. Typically these type of roads are in mountainous regions with little to no cell phone reception the batteries of which die inevitable. Eventually you become unable to tell one fork in the road from another and become lost before running out of gas and getting stuck there. Alone in the middle of the woods you run out of food and water. Exhausted, dehydrated, and starving to death you hear a sound indicating that someone out there cares about you, is looking for you, and a helicopter is helping them. At first you are relieved, but then you realize that the forest is too thick for the pilot to see where you are.
After countless fly overs you are desperate to signal the rescuer and realize that you have a Car Smoke Screen on your car capable of pumping out enough smoke to fool average folk into thinking you started a forest fire and for rescuers to notice that unlike the rest of the forest one part of it has a giant plum of smoke rising above the trees without requiring an gasoline. Shortly afterwards you are rescued and reunited with loved ones before going to live a happy life full of drunken bar room story telling about how a Car Smoke Screen saved your life by making rescuers think you set the forest on fire.
