subject: The Manifold Uses For Oversized Sunglasses [print this page] Oversized sunglasses can be a womans best friend or her worst enemy. Designers who specialize in fashion accessories have taken on the task of creating sunglasses that command attention, make a statement and makes that people around you gawk at the sheer size of the oversized sunglasses on your face.
Oversized sunglasses come in several different sizes; from only slightly oversized to enormously oversized (Elton Johns sunglasses for example), and oversized sunglasses come in different shapes, colors and designs. Traditionally, oversized sunglasses were relegated to a special type of performance artist the kind with the crazy colored wing, big red shoes, and big red nose. Yes, clowns loved the oversized sunglasses gag because the size of the glasses in relation to the clowns face was hilarious. Now, oversized sunglasses have become the eyewear accessory of choice amongst Hollywood and the 90210 elite.
Okay, so the oversized sunglasses had a rocky and silly start, but there really are some great uses for the things. Yes, they do look amazing on some women as an actual accessory to whatever designer theyre wearing, and sometimes oversized sunglasses play a different part in the day to day life of the starlet or heiress.
Besides being a fashion accessory, oversized sunglasses are very good at hiding the evidence of a bad hangover. Spending all night dancing in the club and imbibing a little too many Cosmos will leave your head pounding, your mouth dry and your eyes very sensitive to light this is where the oversized sunglasses come into play. If your night out leads to a day in, you could sport the sunglasses and keep the hangover news on the DL until you get over it enough to go outdoors.
Oversized sunglasses are also very good at hiding a bad Botox injection. Sometimes the doctors you hire arent worth the paper their business cards are printed on. If your eyes look like youve been stuck in a wind tunnel for 24 hours, you should pop on a pair of oversized sunglasses to hide your shame.
Unfortunately, many women have to use oversized sunglasses to hide evidence of abuse. The large frames and big lenses do a great job at camouflaging bruises and black eyes on the face. In this case, the oversized sunglasses are your enemy. Nothing you wear should have to cover visual evidence of abuse against you.
When it comes to oversized sunglasses there are pros and cons to wearing designer shades meant to hide or accentuate, depending on the sunglasses being worn. Buying your own pair of oversized sunglasses should be fun, but dont be surprised when you find that you have circus music running through you head.
