subject: The Most Annoying People Online? Your Friends [print this page] Author: Author: . M." href="http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/crystal-k.-m./335925.htm">Crystal K. M.
If my friends read this they're going to kill me... because I point these out to them sometimes. It's all in good fun! Everyone is guilty of doing at least one of these, and if you're really talented then you can pull off two or three at one time. What am I talking about? The Facebook Status. Here is a list: 1. The Quote Dude: Okay, I recognize myself in this. Thats why its first. Everyone loves a killer lyric or memorable quote, especially if it has some sort of sentimental meaning to the poster, but reading long drabble of dead people and the chorus of a bad Lady Gaga song doesnt make you look any cooler or smarter. And who am I kidding all Lady Gaga songs are pretty horrible. Just my opinion. 2. The Popular One: Not so bad on Facebook, but sign onto the disappearing Myspace and this is all you see. Little girls (and guys) who just want attention. You want me to go comment the picture of you in the skimpy cheerleading garb flashing hand signs with your tongue hanging out? Two things: You look like an idiot and you need to get a life. 3. The Model: This kind of ties in with # 2. So youre somewhat attractive and your mini digital camera loves your face. This doesnt mean you should plaster 841,654 pictures of yourself in your album with puckered lips, hand signs, no shirt, and your new aviators you got off of eBay. Youre on Facebook. I know you. I see you way too much. If I start having nightmares about the shape of your nose Im going to shoot myself. Seriously. 4. The Jesus Lover: Dont get me wrong, Im sincerely happy that you have faith in something, but updating your status with only biblical quotes and I love Jesus phrases makes you look like a mindless zombie. Oh no, I broke a nail but its okay because Jesus has a plan for everything. Go Jesus! 5. The Angry One: Damn it, your best friend hit on your boyfriend again so you decide to finally take action. Let your fingertips fly! Let everyone see how pissed you are with your CAPS, extensive curse words, and racial slurs until everyone sees just how much of a backstabber your ex friend is. Take that you meanie you! 6. The Need You To Know Every Five Minutes One: I couldnt think of a better title for this one. So youre about to play some Modern Warfare 2 online. Sweet! Maybe Ill join, but unless youre actually in a movie where the action never ceases, I dont want to know what youre doing every five minutes. Walking the dog and taking a bathroom break are some events I relatively dont care about. Now if the dog magically dons a cape and tells you theres nothing to fear or a blue alien leaps from the murky depths of the toilet then type away, my friend! 7. The Novelist: Just like # 6 but longer. So youre going to a huge MMA fight tomorrow. Thats awesome! But if thats the only amazingly interesting thing happening, then why must you add everything else? OMG going to the mall tomorrow to get a book Ive never read signed by that Twilight chick! But now Im sipping a latte, watching Oprah, and wishing that tomorrow would come faster. Txt me! No I will not text you. 8. The Cryptic One: Going out with a certain guy tonight! Oh your mysteriousness baffles me even though just an hour earlier you called me and told me everything you were doing tonight with Johnny boy down the street. Including how cute he is, what cologne he wears, and how expensive his shirt is. Have fun tonight with that certain someone at a certain place during a certain time. While youre at it make sure you wear a certain pair of shoes because its cold. 9. The One Who Types Black: Dis iz Mizz GMoney Fabulous ere wid dis portant message. I writ3 wid #s. If youre white you probably cant decipher the intricate codes typed by these people. The only reason you might be able to read the first part of this is because Im white and I didnt do it right. Everyone has at least one of these people. Dont lie. Im a writer reading that junk makes my brain spin. 10. The Depressed One: Everyone has bad days and everyone loves getting some sympathy from a caring friend, but most people dont care THAT much. Especially if all of your updates are depressing. So your boyfriend canceled on you, your cable screwed up just seconds before the new episode of Im a Rich Bitch On Drugs Pt.1, and you have cramps. It happens. Im sorry, but get over it. 11: The One Who Will Never Find Love: This one is last because this is the one that irritates me the most. So your girlfriend dumped you after two weeks and now youre truly convinced that you will never find love. You rant about how much life sucks, how you want to die, how much love you gave that special girl during those everlasting two weeks, how all girls MUST be the same, and how much you fail because youre such a nice guy. I just puked. Now because of youre status I will officially become # 10. Tears bleed down my cheeks as my heart breaks. Agree or disagree about any of these things? Have more to add? Well then tell me what you think!About the Author:
Crystal is a writer that lives in Tennessee. Her interests (and often blog topics) are video games, television, sports, martial arts, music, movies, books, reading, poetry, etc.
