subject: NASA Study: Saggy Pants Problem Tied to Earth's Gravity [print this page] At this time, lawmakers will have to cool their heels until a reasonable solution can be dealt out. In the meantime, some religious and political leaders, not satisfied, are calling for the Government to take more proactive measures by building an anti-gravity machine. President Obama acknowledged the request today stating, "I understand America's frustration with saggy pants, but if we solve that by doing away with gravity, we'll have to nail everything else down. And that would be a huge pain in the ass."
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NASA Study: Saggy Pants Problem Tied to Earth's Gravity
