subject: Funny Text Messages To Brighten Your Day [print this page] Funny text messages have a way of making you laugh and lightening your mood. Knowing that a friend or colleague thought of you and sent on an amusing anecdote has a positive effect. Naturally your response is to pass on the amusement and when you receive something funny you will automatically forward the text message to them.
Many of these funny text messageswill have a particular theme, focusing on a particular celebrity or political figure. Some will mock a global event and some have a more local flavor. Some are satirical, some are ironic and yet others are so cleverly put together that they elicit an outright chuckle from the reader.
These can range from simple and effective humor. Here is a good example. The other day a girl called me up and invited me over as no one was at the house. I walked over. No one was at the house. Or how about the one that goes it is important to find a man that adores you, a man with money and a man who is great in the sack. It is also very important that these three men should never meet.
Playing with words can be insightful and terribly amusing. You could say the most outrageous things that could be construed as very rude, but by playing with spoonerisms and malapropisms, they sound completely innocent. There are literally thousands of this sort of text message out there.
There are also the newsflash variety of jokes that read like one liners. Here is a great example. Newsflash. The toilets at the local police station have been stolen. The police say they have nothing to go on. The reasons why brand of funny text messages are also quite popular. Here follows another great example.
The reasons why women are like computers. No one truly understands them, all your mistakes are stored in their memory and you end up spending all your money on accessories for them. There are many miscellaneous funny texts that do the rounds as well, some of them dependant on the season or time of the year.
For example, if a big fat man in a red suit creeps into your bedroom and stuffs you into a bag, then do not panic because I told Santa Claus that I want you for Christmas this year. There are literally millions of wise and wonderful quotes out there that can make you smile. As you can see, funny text messages are simple but often very amusing.
