Funny Things to Brighten Up Your Day
Funny Things to Brighten Up Your Day
Funny Things to Brighten Up Your Day
This first section is on funny things that kids say.
"My son was in Pre-K this year. He had a wonderful teacher. She was pregnant and had to miss a couple of weeks of school. My son really hated that she was out and kept asking when she would return. He was so excited when she did. The kids thought she had the baby because she had been out so long. My son lovingly asked, "Are you ever going to have that baby or are you just going to be FAT?" She laughed and laughed. Kids say just what they are thinking." - moya_wilson
"Last week I was helping a third grade boy find a book to check out from the school library. At first he wanted an animal book and as we looked through the shelves he announced, "I think I'll take a fiction book instead." Hoping to narrow down the genre a little I said, "Help me out Jacob, tell me a little more." He looked at me, shook his head and said,"Fiction...it's a story that's made up. You should know that." - A Librarian
The funniest thing was said yesterday by one of my 2nd graders. We are studying fictional writing and we as a class drew and made up a fictional character together that we will also write about as a class in shared writing. Anyway, after we drew her on a chart, gave the character a name, age etc. I said "Okay, now we have to give the character a "problem" or conflict for our story. After a few suggestions, one child said,
"Let's make her lactose intolerant!" - A Teacher
This second section is funny quotes.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen]
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
You can't have everything... where would you put it? ~Steven Wright
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