How To Take Care Of Non-stick Coated Kitchen Pans

One of the enormous events of man-kind to date (IMO) is the non-stick cookware pan

. Now, I can only say that, because my great - great- great- grampa was quoted in the Oregon Trail Newswire Chronicles(1) as saying "We'd have arrive a lot dang sooner if we didn't spend half a day cleanin the dammm pans"

He was right too. What a time saver these slippery coated cookware sets are. Back in the day before VCR's I would often grieve over having to do dishes and scrubbing my fingers down to the nubbins(2) and missing the first 15 minutes of "The Bionic Man". Yep, those were sad days...

What was even more sadder(3) was my dad's sense of humor. Every time my brother and I would ask for our family to get a dishwasher, he would chime in "But I already HAVE TWO dishwashers" (meaning my brother and me). Ha Ha. Yeah, it was a literal laugh a minute around there. No wonder my sense of humor has been scarred and passed down to my 3 kids.

So, back to the main story: we need pans that don't need to soak for 10 minutes, and take 15 minutes to scrub with steel wool that makes your hands cramp up and blister. I'd of had a lot more time to watch Farrah Fawcett if we didn't spend half a day cleanin the dammm pans.(4)

Enter our hero of the story - Non-Stick Pans. Not just on the INSIDE but on the OUTSIDE as well! Now the key point with these new kind of pans is not to cook them on high (cajun blackening cookers... sorry) but to keep them on the low - med - med high settings. Otherwise you may release the patented bonding processes and the carbon fiber teflonic sealcoat will separate, causing a black hole(5).

Now for those of you who may get upset that all the technology and "non-green" know-how... guess what? Three words: Earth Pan Cookware. That's right - a non-stick pan that was made... eco-friendly, with sand-flow technology.

SandFlow technology. Hmmm. Sounds like something ol' G-G-Grampa may have liked. The Oregon Trail Newswire Chronicles(1) also did an expose of him using dirt and rocks to scour his trail cookware clean. So you might say he was one of the early pioneers of Earth Pan. I just wished he would have figured it out sooner. I've spent too many hours looking up lost episodes of the The Bugaloos and Speed Racer from all the lost time I spent scrubbing pans. In fact - to clean these pots and pans, all you need to do is get a nice clean dobie and some dish dishwashing liquid, some hot water and in less than 30 seconds of scrubbing and hot water rinsing... A CLEAN PAN. Wow. Where were these pans 30 years ago?

And you know what? Even though I can clean a pan in under a minute, I still can't stick them in the dishwasher... but I DO have tivo. So not only can I save the planet but I can save time too. And Farrah? Well as G-G-Grampa used to say: "Ain't never been a philly worth giviing up tabacky for", which I'm sure makes sense... in some... strange way.

(1)doesn't exist - I made it up

(2) sister bear

(3)leave me alone grammar police

(4)justification for buying her poster

(5)in a parallel universe

by: Comet Cunningham

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