How to Cheat on Your Spouse Without Getting Caught

How to Cheat on Your Spouse Without Getting Caught

I know, I know, I'm going to get blasted for this article, but I don't care. Life is short. If you look around at all the married people around you, they're miserable. Show me a happy couple these days and I'll show you at least one person in that couple that's seeing someone else. Or, if anything, they're getting attention from someone else. Maybe it's a co-worker, maybe it's the cute barista at the coffee shop on the corner, or maybe it's someone the person met online. Listen, cheating may be wrong and it may be lying, but it feels frickin' good. Just imagine having someone's hands ravage your body, not being able to get enough of you? You'll never get that from your spouse! You're too familiar. They've been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. No, what you need is something new. And I'm going to tell you exactly how to cheat on your spouse and not get caught.

Keep Your Story Straight

If you are going to cheat on your spouse and not get caught, you are going to have to keep your stories straight. You'll have to know where you were on any given day, including the location, who you were with, the date and the time. You should record these things down, but not in a notebook and certainly not on the back of a McDonald's receipt from your backseat. These will be way too easy for your spouse to find. Instead, use your Smart Phone.

Most Smart Phones provide an application store. The iPhone is one good example. I found a Notes Application that allows me to password protect certain entries. Voila. Choose a password your spouse will never figure out (don't underestimate your spouse. Really make it hard to figure out) and you'll be able to record all the dates, times and cover stories you want.

Learn to Lie

It sounds horrible, but in today's day and age if you're not lying to someone they're lying to you. Shoot, your spouse is probably already seeing someone else behind your back. It's time for you to start getting the most out of life just like everyone else. But if you're going to cheat on your spouse and not get caught, you're going to have to learn how to lie. The thing about lying is that you can't think it's a lie. If you know you're lying, you'll give yourself away. You'll look away real fast, you'll hang your head and stare at your feet or your face will get beet red.

The trick to lying so that you can cheat and not get caught is to come up with truth in everything. Here's what I mean. If your spouse asks you, "Are you cheating on me?" You can honestly say no, even if you're sleeping with someone else, because the question isn't specific. You aren't at that moment. You may have cheated a few hours before, but for all intents and purposes, you are not cheating on that person right now so, no, you are not. See how easy that is? If you practice at finding the truth in everything, you'll find that lying is very easy.

Oh, and here's another hint. If your spouse accuses you of cheating and there is no proof, as in they just have a suspicion, it's likely because they're thinking of cheating or they may have already cheated. Life is short, it's time for everyone to seek out the true pleasure in life: the touch of another person who desires us like no other. Even if it's for one night. It's time tocheat on your spouse and not get caught. Good luck!

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