List Of Yo Mama Jokes
Your mama or your mother jokes has been around North America's pop culture since 1990s
. Pharcyde had released a song in 1992 entitled Ya Mama. The Mexican film, Y Tu Mama Tambien (And Your Mother Too), shows the corresponding usage of the term in Spanish. A televison game show entitled Yo Momma was aired too.
The classic your mama joke has this basic form:
Your mother is so X, she's a Y.
In here, X is substituted by words such as stupid, ugly, dirty and Y is the example of such words. Some jokes are in the form of metaphor. Here's a list of your mama jokes to show some examples:
Your mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Your mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo."
Your mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Your mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Your mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Your mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Your mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Your mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Your mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Your mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Your mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Your mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Your mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Your mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Your mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Your mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Your mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Your mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Your mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Your mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Your mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Your mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Your mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Your mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Your mama so skinny she hula hoops with Cheerio.
Your mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Your mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Your mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Your mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Your mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Your mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Your mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Your mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Your mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Your mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Your mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Your mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Your mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Your mama breath smells so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Your mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Your mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Your mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Your mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Your mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Your mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Your mama middle name is Rambo.
Your mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Your mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Your mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Your mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Your mama twice the man you are.
Your mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no more."
Your mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
It took your mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
These iniquitous jokes are for fun only. The jokes are not about to strike down one's mother. Your mama joke is most often used as a sarcastic or humorous retort to a minor criticism or to a harmless statement.
by: Brian Jones
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