Mass Effect 2 Might Be The Closest You Computer Geeks Will Ever Get To Doing It.

You have not heard but the new Action Adventure RPG developed by Bioware under Electronic Arts is every nerds wet dream

. Great game play, plot and best of all depending on your choices you can "Do it" with almost every girl character. Quite the playa if you don't mind me saying. Anyway this is probably as close to sex as you computer nerds will ever get. I kid. On those lonely nights there is always Sasha Grey. This is a "nice" game so you don't really see anything but they do leave you with quite a lot to imagine. One thing that does bother me though is that pixelated sex between the characters still isn't quite spot on just yet. Brings back memories of those muppets from "Team America".

What is quite spot on in more ways than one however is the visuals and game play. Mass Effect 2, or ME2 for us cool people, is the continuation to Mass Effect 1 (yup Captain Obvious strikes again) and was released on Xbox 360 and PC. The game starts out with Commander Shepard's ship the Normandy getting blown up. Shepard pretty much dies there and ends up lost in space. Don't worry though because in the future when you're dead they can always bring you back. He comes back to the land of the living 2 years later to do battle with a new mysterious alien race called The Collectors. Now I might be giving away the story a little but I think its pretty safe to say that they collect stuff.

Combat involves you and two 2 other group members and sometimes pull off some pretty cool tag team moves and combos. Drawing enemy fire and flanking them for an example. Visuals are a class above the rest and you definitely get that whole jump up and start dancing feeling when you defeat a difficult enemy or stage. You can check out some of the video reviews and previews on Youtube to get a better Idea of what I'm talking about.

You have plenty of sub quests and various different endings that will make you want to come back to this game once you are done. Play the game as a badass, or a good guy or somewhere in between and you'll find that you will have different options as the game goes on.

ME2 also has an all star voice cast. Sometimes you'll be playing and go like "Hey why does this guy sound so familiar?". Well its probably because you have been a fan of Battlestar Galactica, or The Matrix or Austin Powers (Yeah Baybeyy). The cast includes the likes of Martin Sheen, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Seth Green, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Keith David, Michael Dorn, Tricia Helfer, Michael Hogan, Carrie-Anne Moss as well as some seasoned voice actors.

If that isn't impressive enough Mass Effect 2 sold over 2 million copies in 1 week after it hit the shelves. My only advise is give your family and friends a warning because once you start playing this game you wont know what day it is.

In short? Get the game!

by: Shaz Ferouz

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