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It's time to take punitive action against an insidious and rapidly proliferating menace to our emotional well being

. I'm speaking, of course, of "service industry" people who are embracing the dumbing down craze too enthusiastically and who, doubtless incapable of even masturbating by themselves any more, regularly perpetrate nerve-rattling, mood-curdling, faculty-numbing and spirit-withering indignities against us.

Let me hasten to say that I value stupidity as much as the next man. I do. Stupidity is, after all, the best solution we've come up with to the mother of all problems itself, the problem of being mortal. Enabling us to recast the grimmest of existential givensmaking it possible to believe not only that we've seen the image of John the Baptist on two separate taco chips but that our sightings are proof-positive of a Second Coming and the prospect of salvation and eternal lifestupidity is the most effective means available to reduce terror and panic (the human default condition) to a relatively tolerable disquietude. So I respect stupidity. Okay? I think, in fact, that stupidity has been, since the origin of consciousness, a marvel of human resourcefulness. Indeed, as a response to the human condition, I think that stupidity is rivaled in its genius only by schizophrenia!

But while my regard for stupidity is equal to anyone's, I also think it's important to remember that (if for no other reason than simple decency) the ancient Greek admonition, "anything in moderation," has application even here.

I mean for all of its utility as a buffer against existential dread, stupidity is an unruly thing that can havewhen it's exercised intemperately, when no effort is made to confine it to its purposea very negative impact on people who are subjected to it. Yes, it's crucial to our ability to function at all that we not always recognize too clearly that death is both inevitable and final. But if you're a bank teller it can pose a major challenge to your customer's medication when you've truncated your brain so drastically that you can't be certain if it's Ben Franklin or Tom Snyder who appears on a hundred-dollar bill. (Hold this last thought for just a moment.

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