Return of the Prodigal

And as if that wasn't enough there was another pressing reason for the Labor Party to cap and trade him

. He was a prissy pompous pain-in-the-arse control freak whose poll numbers were falling faster than a worm when Tony's talking.

The voice of the Labor Party's faceless men began to be heard, although no-one could tell where it was coming from. They insisted that Kevin be dumped and prevailed upon sister Julia to do the dirty, without so much as a sailor's farewell or a foreign ministry.

There was much rejoicing throughout the land and the sisterhood claimed PM Julia as their own.

All too soon however PM Julia started behaving like a graduate from the Joan Kirner School of Political Pantomime. She rang the wrong number in East Timor, resolved the resources tax issue with the miner part of the industry not the major and decided that a Citizens Assembly would make more sense on climate change thanPenny Wong andPeter Garrett; at least she got that right.

Her crucial mistake was failing to foresee that although they rated Kevin the most pusillanimous of prodigals voters would be really pissed off with her for rissoling him because they were savouring the prospect of doing it themselves.

Kevin slipped away to the US because in comparison with the ultra profligate Obama he's merely regarded there like someone who got carried away at a David Jones Sale.

He got offered a gig at the world palace of prodigality, the United Nations, but he was not to be swayed form his ultimate dream of perfecting prodigality in Australia.

Upon Kevin's return the surgeons did their best to ensure he wouldn't have the gall to do any damage to Julia's election campaign. Despite frantic efforts by the Labor Party they still haven't been able to get hold of Mark Latham to do the same to him.

Meanwhile Julia made a shocking discovery. Halfway through the election campaign she found she wasn't herself. Then she had an even more shocking epiphany. The voters in Queensland preferred going in the wrong direction with Kevin than the right direction with her even if she became somebody else.

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Return of the Prodigal

By: fridaymash

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