Share some golf jokes with you
Share some golf jokes with you
Share some golf jokes with you
Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that.
Tiger Woods Accident Photo
One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods (Mizuno MP-58 Irons)got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything but it looks pretty real to us.
Moses and Jesus Playing Golf
It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.
A Tough Golf Shot
Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper's shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested "No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out. Then, you'll can hit hit it straight through the shed with a 3 iron."
A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score.What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"
"10 said the caddy.
"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
A guy is standing in front of his locker (Mizuno MX-300 Irons)at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
One of his golfing mates remarks: "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?"
"Would you believe that this is the greatest golf ball ever made? You can't lose it. You hit it into the rough, it whistles. You hit it into the woods and a bell inside goes off. If you drive it into a lake, a big burst of steam shoots up six feet in the air for two minutes."
"That's great. Where did you get it?"
He replied, "I found it."
A man, about to tee off felt a tap on his shoulder and a bloke handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"
The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right."
The first man whacked the ball onto the green and left to finish the hole.
Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.
When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.
wholesale golf clubs can really help you when you are trying to chart your progress when playing golf, take advantage of our site and tips online as well. And at last i would like to recommend one surprising golf clubs to you discount golf clubs.
You can find the most amazing clubs on it.
Golfer Ahmad Khawaja: Try, Try Again Buying Golf Cart Parts Guidelines Graphite And Steel Golf Clubs Hole in One: The Simple Golf Swing Benefitting From Your Own Golf Group The Best Irons In Golf Clubs Jaypee Kube - Luxury Air-conditioned Golf Apartments At Wish Town Noida On Sabkahub News On How To Troubleshoot An E-z-go Golf Cart Info On How To Troubleshoot A Golf Cart Switch Don'T Underestimate Golf Rangefinders How To Hit The Golf Ball Straight Find Golf Events Near You Compute Your Golf Handicap With A Golf Handicap Calculator