The Humorous Side To Finding A Husband
The Marriage Criteria & Request
The Marriage Criteria & Request
Okay, I am tired of beating around the bush. I am a spectacularly beautiful, educated and classy 26 year old lady. I am not from New York. I am looking to get married to a man that earns at least $500,000 a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I dont think I am asking for too much.
Are you aware of any guys who make $500,000 or more? Could you send me some tips? I have no trouble dating business men who make approximately $250,000 but can seem to break that barrier. $250,000 will not get me to Central Park West. I know a women in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she is not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
Where do the single rich men hang out?
What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys you will not hurt my feelings
Is there an age range I should be targeting?
Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper-east side so plain? I have seen really Plain Jane boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly rich guys. I have seen drop dead gorgeous girls in single bars in the east village. What is the story there?
Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows lawyers, investment bankers and doctors. How much do they really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
How do you decide marriage v just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY.
Please hold your insults. I am putting myself out there in a honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I am being honest about it. I would not be searching for these kinds of guys if I was not able to match them in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home.
The Marriage Advice
I read your posting with great interest and have thought seriously about your dilemma. I feel that I am in a great position to offer you advice as I qualify as a guy who fits your criteria earns more than $500,000 per year.
I offer the following advice
From my perspective, your offer is plain and seems like a poor business deal. Here is why. What you are suggesting is a simple trade. You bring your looks to the party and I bring the money. Fine.
The reality is that your looks will fade over time and my money will continue to grow in perpetuity..in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you will not be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates. Let me explain, youre 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next five years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 well
So in Wall Street terms, we call you a trading position, not a buy and hold (marriage). It does not make good business sense to buy you(which is what you are asking) so I would rather lease. In case you think I am cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when you beauty fades I need an out. It is as simple as that. So a deal that make sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So I wonder why a women as spectacularly beautiful, educated and classy as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you were as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500,000 man has not found you yet, if only for a try out.
BTW, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we would not need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you are going about this in the right way. Classic pump and dump.
I hope you find my advice helpful, and if you want to enter some sort of lease arrangement, please let me know.
by: Sandy Bivongi
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