For your amusement and finally...at the time of writing I asked my boyfriend to cast
his keen eye over this article, because I value his opinion on what I write about. I was packing boxes at his flat and all went very quiet for a very long time at his laptop. With curiosity I went to see what he was doing only to find him mmmming' and errrrring' over some changes that he thought might be useful....we both fell about laughing. I rest my case.