The Various Stages Of Being Drunk

Its a well known fact that the great British Public like a good drink

. None more so than at Christmas. We all know that there are varying stages to drunkenness we hope to explore them in a little more detail below.

Pre drinking stage

At this point you don't really know what the rest of the night has in store. Its the excited stage and getting yourself ready for a night on the town. Its vitally important that you remain in a good mood at this point because it seems that however you are feeling at this stage will determine the type of dunk you become when the alcohol finally kicks in. Our advice for stage one is to keep spirits high, and by spirits we don't mean alcoholic spirits.

The first few drinks

The first few drinks on a night out are always the best and usually well chosen. For your first few drinks you will probably stick to your usual tipple to further get you in the mood.

The second batch of drinks

By this time you will have probably moved bars and have moved on to some more advanced drinking techniques. The first few drinks will have kicked in and you will be feeling a little more adventurous by now so will probably order something a little more daring like a cocktail. By the second batch of drinks stage you will still have control but this control will be slipping away very rapidly.

The shot stage

This is where it gets dangerous. All self control over your drinking patterns will have gone and it will seem like an amazing idea to order shots for everybody. AT this stage in the evening it will most definitely have a knock on effect and everybody else in your crowd will do the same so a lot of shots will be consumed during this stage.

The anything can happen stage

If all of the above levels have been achieved at this point all self control will have diminished into the realms of nothingness. It is at this point where you could end up naked in the street, getting into a fight, finding yourself at somebody's house who you don't even now and pretty much any other random thing you can think of.

Our advice if you are going to achieve the dizzy heights of drunkenness mentioned above is as follows. Get your house key on a chain round your neck with your address secured to it. Don't drive and most of all be careful.

by: Jamie Lyons

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