The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world: Braille dictionary for sale

. Must see to appreciate. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male. For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story. Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour. Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person. Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink. Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour. Our sofa seats the whole mob and its made of 100% Italian leather. Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell. Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby. Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300. Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward. Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175. ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER. Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Free puppies: cocker spaniel, sneaky neighbors dog. Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. Snow Blower for saleonly used on snowy days. Bills Septic Cleaning: We Haul American-Made Products." Cows, calves never bredalso 1 gay bull for sale. Nice Parachute Never opened. Used once. Hummels Largest selection ever. "If its in stock, then we have it!" 1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer. Shakespeares Pizza. Free chopsticks. Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club. Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.........Click Here to read the rest of the story

The Worlds Funniest Real Ads

By: ali

POST COMMENT

Make you Wealth Choosing The Right Maternity Bra Consider Helpful Premarital Counseling Use Candlestick Patterns To Identify Trend Reversals In Price Action! Have Maximum Impact with a Well-Branded Exhibition Stand Backlink Tool: Your Own Backlinks A Heated Discussion about GHD GHD on the List 5 Ways to Handle a Toxic Leader Accurate Stock Market Prediction Best Stocks Recommendation Simple Ways To Clean Laminate Flooring Effectively Acai Force Max - How To Feel Awesome If You Are Still Getting Ready To Start Then You Are Probably Going To Fail,