The Zombieland Guide to Girls:The Fast Way to Get Real With Women
The Zombieland Guide to Girls:The Fast Way to Get Real With Women
When people think about sex,romance,or even (dare I say it?) seduction, some think of cheesy pickup lines, Vince Vaughn from Swingers, or maybe evenBiggie Smalls. I never thought that way though. I never got that far. I never knew anything besides the Disney image of showing up at a doorstep with chocolates and roses in hand and hoping for a kiss at the end of the night.
I thought
"What the hell?".
"What the hell does x and y mean"
"What the hell am I going to do without a date to Junior prom?
"What the hell makes all my friends so much more attractive than me"
and the always embarrassing
"What the hell do I do to get her to like me?"
Thankfully, it doesn't have to be all frustration and FAP FAPing anymore. There are a few simple principles based on authenticity and being your (best)self that will have your phonebook full in no time.
But first, what do I mean by authenticity?
Authenticity means owning it. Owning your feelings, owning the party, owning your friendships and interactions.
I was watching the movieZombieland the other day. It's a hilarious movie but one part stood out in my mind.That was the shotgun-toting zombie-skull-crushing Woody Harrelson's motto:Nut Up or Shut Up.
If you feel like talking to a cute girl , nut up or shut up.
If you feel like flaking, flake.
If you feel like farting in an elevator full of gorgeous women, you let rip one out of the park and laugh about it all the way through the lobby.
NB:That last one isn't going to get you laid but it will definitely boost your comfort around women!
Socially,there is little worse than someone uncomfortable in his own skin. Not only is he clearly out of place but he makes everyone around him feel that way too! Don't be that guy. If you wanna do something gross or weird or a little creepy, just do it, and then smile and laugh about it if anyone tries to give you shit. It's something that is completely and honestly YOU. Refuse to change yourself for others.
You might be saying "Wait a second, Constantin, I want to learn how to get laid I don't want a damn self help lesson here!"
Relax. All in good time. If you're not talking to every girl that you find attractive, you're lying to yourself and you're lying to your libido. Let your balls have a voice!
A year ago I made a pledge to myself that I would talk to every hot girl I passed by regardless of what I said or how far the conversation went.
The result? Confidence out my ass! Even if it was as simple or as pussyfooted as asking her about a book she was reading or sitting with her a few minutes to waste some time, I always said SOMETHING if the situation was at least mildly conducive to conversation. My lifestyle has since changed so this practice isn't necessary anymore, but it was one hell of a bootcamp. I suggest it if you're ready.
Now it is NOT NORMAL or SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE to just go up to strangers and start talking to them. I did this regardless if they were with a guy, their mom, their little sister, a kid, on the cellphonewhatever. It didn't matter. I was talking to them.
You know what this created? Rock hard confidence. They feel it and you feel it.You can start simple by asking harmless (nonsexual) questions, but be aware that you're not being completely authentic if you ask her what the time is when you really want to ask her whether she prefers leather or latex!I won't pretend it was easy at first, but no change worthwhile ever is. Even though you may choke out your first few lines in an attempt to fight back the overwhelming anxiety and (ungrounded) fear, you will soon relax in the fact that you've already won the battle.
You've already won because you're talking to hotties.
You've already won because you saw something you wanted and you went for it.
You've already won because regardless of how the conversation goes, you are going to walk away from it feeling way better than if you hadn't approached at all.
Remember the great words or Woody Harrelson andNut Up or Shut Up. Take a babystep today. Get out and ask a cute girl what time it is instead of the strange businessman on the subway. Chat with the cute barista instead of your co-worker. Trust me, he'll understand. Besides,it can't hurt to get comfortable talking to beautiful women, regardless of where you are starting from.
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