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What a Load of Bull, But You Will Get Laid

What a Load of Bull, But You Will Get Laid


Bragging your way to the bedroom won't work with most girls, being arrogant and self obsessed can be a turn off, but if you tell the right lie you could take any girl home with you. I am the CEO of my own company. This can denote a thousand different things, but it connotes only one. And that is you are important and powerful. Women love power, they love to feel they are a part of something going somewhere, or they could be on the arm of someone with an immense amount of money and credibility.

Saying something like this can at least be a good way to get a girl into bed. A long term relationship can't be built off of something like this, because beginning on a lie will eventually return to haunt you. But if all you are looking for is a one night stand then this could be the way to go. You don't have to see the girl again, so there is no embarrassment risk, and especially if you are in a foreign place or a place you won't visit again, there is no chance of bumping into them.

Saying you have been to places across the world you have never visited, gives the impression you are well travelled and sensitive to other cultures. Women dig traits like that. They want to be with a guy that has a story to tell and is going places, and want to become part of his adventure. With the right fib, any girl could melt in your hands like putty and with the right back up story you won't be going to bed alone tonight.


Make sure however you do not overdo it. Don't tell two lies when one will do, don't make a story more extravagant for effect, when it was good enough in the first place. You cannot give the woman a clue that you might be telling complete lies, or even the suspicion that you are slightly bending the truth. Unless they are drunk of course then they may just appreciate the effort you are going to, to try and woo them and think it's sweet.

Bump up a story with a couple of details and if you think you can get away with it, lie through your teeth but otherwise stick to your story make it believable, jazz yourself up and you won't be going home alone tonight.
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