humor,comedy,satire,political satire,laugh,joke,news,news laugh,newslaugh,laughs,laughter,spoof,spoofs,skit,skitsIn a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. As a result of its new status, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.He made the surprise announcement, not during his recent...more
The following areas of employment law have been subjected to change; GP sick notes, paternity leave allowances, maternity; paternity and adoption pay awards, pension age, data protection, requesting study leave and trade union blacklisting. This article provides important information for employers on these topics.Sick NotesSick notes obtained from a GP are changing from 06 April 2010 to become 'fit notes'. The essential difference...more
Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So I created The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club G'itmo Guzzler, and many more! Just try out these great recipes:DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALEGlass: A Clay Bowl Stolen from Native Americans (by dead white conquistadors)Ingredients:1 Part Vodka (a colorless ingredient symbolizing white European oppression)3 Parts Ginger Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white supremacist sugar)A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from fruit hand-picked by indentured servants)A Dash of Sugar (due to safety concerns, no brown sugar allowed)Instructions: While attending a college seminar on multiculturalism, with an emphasis on Native American, Afro-centric lesbian poetry, combine ingredients in a clay bowl stolen from Native Americans. Consume on Columbus Day while attacking white males who have the audacity to continue to...more
Did you know that there is more money in this world than ever before? Did you know that more people become millionaires faster than ever before?But why are so many people burdened down with financial problems. Why are so many people experiencing a lack of money on the other hand? The reason is the Law of attraction. Most people do not...more
A patent is normally granted to an inventor or an organization if your development is deemed being distinctive and is of wonderful benefit for the public. Most inventors will wish to find the obvious as they'll receive exclusive rights from the federal authorities as soon as they've been granted the apparent. Nonetheless, within the...more
Immigration law is defined as a law that refers to national government policies which control the phenomenon of immigration to their country.Immigration law is also defined, regarding foreign citizens, to be related to nationality law, which governs the legal status of people, in matters such as citizenship. Federal immigration law determines whether a person is an alien, the rights, duties, and obligations associated with being an alien in the United States, and how aliens gain residence or citizenship within the United States. It also provides the means by which certain aliens can become legally naturalized citizens with full rights of citizenship. Immigration law serves as a gatekeeper for the nation's border, determining who may enter, how long they may stay, and when they must leave.Immigration laws vary from country to country and they vary according to the political climate. Within the United States, Congress has complete authority over immigration. States by themselves typically have limited legislative authority when it comes to immigration. This means the federal government must create the policies and enforce them.Federal government controls immigration...more
Looking for federal grants for individuals will make you crazy. In which do I look for US administration grants and just how do i get these no cost grants? By reading this article and while not having to buy a federal grants guide, you...more
Attract Wealth In to Your Life using the Laws of Attraction The popular movie "The Secret" brought into the mainstream the concept of the Laws of Attraction, however, most people feel trapped still not knowing how to bring money into...more
According to an Associated Press article today, the political class is about to pass a $30 billion piece of legislation that is supposed to jump start the small business market and get the economy moving again. Components of the...more
YOU NEED THE LAW OF ATTRACTION PLUS A GOOD LUCK AMULET PLUS SOME POSITIVE THINKING!First of all, you need to get a powerful and effective good luck charm such as the Indian Medicine Bag, the Mayan Worry Dolls, or a Magical, Good Luck...more
There are Grand things in store for you! You won't be single much longer!By the way, you did not just happen to land here by accident or by chance! This was a meant to be situation...better heed these words of wisdom and advice!!!You...more
The philosophy of law is a complex and in depth study, which requires an intimate knowledge of the legal process in general as well as a philosophical mind. For centuries, the scope and nature of law has been debated and argued from...more