16. Turning into a bunny was by no means fun. I don't recommend you forget about the Moon Pearl if you plan on vacationing in the Dark World.
17. I was finally arrested last month for breaking people's pots and stealing their heart.
18. Kakariko Village is a lot smaller than I was told. Maybe it's because it seems like people take forever to sweep their sidewalks and make glass bottles.
19. I have to make sure that I'm not at full health when I cut the grass. Last time I shot a beam into my neighbor's dog.
20. I had to sew some extra pockets in my Tunic to hold all those items. You can't see them but they're there. Iron boots are about as heavy as they sound.
21. Here's a tip: Milk from the Lon Lon Ranch never seems to expire. It's pretty reasonable too.
22. Has anyone seen a gold spider around here anywhere? I just need one more token
23. I only need 1 more heart piece to get my 19th full heart. Wait. That makes a lot less sense when I say it out loud.
24. Mido is kind of a jerk. I wonder what he is up to these days.
25. Well, I wish I could talk more but I have to get to my weekly card game with Din, Nayru and Farore!