Cheap Lambo Door Holiday Nightmare Prevention
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Cheap Chirstmas, or is it? Your future could be a big lump of undelivered
Lambo Door Hinge shaped coal sitting in a Chinese warehouse as your loved one sits in its garage stuck with the same old boring factory default door hinges it had last year. Happy New Year, well maybe not if your stuck on the phone with some Japanese guy at GT Factory screaming your head off wondering where in the world is your Lambo Door Kit. You got the best date money can buy and you have to take her to the party without being able to unveil her curbside with your new vertical door systems as it sits in the cargo hold of a ship in the middle of the pacific sitting on the bottom of a rat infested cargo hold underneath the computer chips between the sneakers and some future illegal aliens. Your cheap Lambo Door Nightmare has just begun and you never even got the hinges yet.
Happy Valentines Day you self proclaimed stud muffin. Your Christmas gift has arrived in a scratched up, dented, and foul smelling box that defied all odds to survive the trip with all its parts in tact, but instead of realizing how lucky you are before you know it that special lady who never charges a dime for a date calls you up screaming at your for standing her up, but before you can apologize you have to finish installing your cheap door hinges that came with no instructions in a box covered with Chinese writing. A few days later your kit is installed so you can start shaving again and beg your Valentine for forgiveness, but she will say no each and every time.
Happy St. Patrick's Day you drunk miserable bastard. She never forgave you and your cheap lambo doors open at such a restricted angle that your best friend offers to be your designated driver out of pure sympathy or so you think. The second your stumble out your front door and out to his ride you are shocked to see it open automatically at a forward
130 degree angle leaving you plenty of room to stumble bouncing from side to side. Inside you are shocked to see his Christmas pictures scattered around the floor of the vehicle depicting his car with Lambo Doors on Christmas a couple week after you ordered yours and just days after he ordered his. How the hell did you get your doors so fast? you ask and he responds "I bought American bitch, enjoy yourself".
Conclusion, don't buy cheap unreliable Lambo Doors if you want satisfaction. Quality, long lasting, and remote operated
AutoLoc Lambo Doors from the Lambo Door King's website at LamboDoorKing.com are the way to go. The Lambo Door King ships to you from your country so that you can have a Happy New Year all backed by a lifetime warranty so you can focus on your Valentine.
by: Rod Richardson
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