He Pushed Me Over Near The Portable Toilets Hire Unit
Ive got to admit Id been looking forward to my recent holiday for ages and although
it was only a couple of nights away in Italy I was happy to be meeting up with my parents for a while and having a bit of sun because lets face it with this horrible weather in England its easy enough to miss a bit of sun. The problem is there was nothing but bad or disastrous things along the way. Dont get me wrong some of them on their own were a bit annoying but nothing major but all together its pretty funny and annoying all at the same time.
It started off with my flight over there, one of the air stewardessess decided to sing happy birthday for someone. The problem was although it was a very nice thought she decided to do it in an Opera singing voice, threw the microphone which was already turned up load so as you can imagine it was very loud! It wasnt good enough in just English so she then decided to do it in Italian as well. I felt so sorry for the 18 year old whos birthday it was as I cant see that it was particularly cool for her.
Then we landed and a storm came, which wasnt very easy to drive in considering we were high up in the mountains. When we finally got to the villa the weather was so bad that the electricity in the house went and we were left without lights.
On the first day the weather still continues so we were stuck with terrible weather and then to top it all off I went to use portable toilets hire blocks and some child pushed me over. I thought at first he needed to use the portable toilets hire but, no, he was just rude. I couldnt believe him.
To top it all off when I got to the airport to come home I realised the child from the toilet hire incident was on my plane and hed caused problems for everyone else too. Although they didnt get pushed over by toilet hire cubicles like myself.