Lightweight Bagless Vacuum Cleaners - Feedback From Your Vacuum Cleaner

I know, it is disgusting to imagine

I know, it is disgusting to imagine. But that's what I was created to accomplish and I'm proud of my accomplishments. I am your vacuum cleaner.

If they created quality TV programmes on house equipment I would be featured on Dirty Jobs. I get to create a lot of racket and consume a great deal of different things, but a good number of those stuff are so gross you would not feed it to your ugliest enemy. Yet you give it to me and expect me to become glad about it. Great thing for you its built into my circuits to take your gross dirt and fuzz and really chew it up.

Occasionally I get sick and cough out some residual dust. But we all get sick sometimes, so just give me a good cleaning and just a little medical repair and I'll probably be back on my rollers in no time.

I carry around a lot of bulky baggage. "The Old Bag" hangs on my back all the time holding my hard earned dust heaps off your floor. You would not believe some of the stuff in there. Missing a wedding ring? Why not attempt checking the old bag first? There is probably cash in there, as well.

Hollywood attempted to have a human emulate me once. Mrs. Conehead seemed to be doing a good work drawing in the dirt with that vacuum hose, but she did a dreadful job of containing the dust. She spit out the dirt and hair with a subtle cough that nearly created audiences around the world throw up in disgust. Listen, if you're going to try and do my job for me, at least do all of it correctly. Maintain that stuff to yourself or discard it within the proper manner.

I almost forgot my younger brother Oreck. He's a tiny small thing but has a powerhouse suction, too. I've seen him hold a bowling ball in his mouth (younger brothers will do crazy things).

Speaking on behalf of vacuums everywhere, we would like to request that you pay us some attention, quit sticking us in those dark stinky closets and get us a checkup once in a while to keep our parts working right. Give us fresh bags, praise us for preventing you from having to pick up the crud by hand and do not complain when we make a little noise once in a while. We've heard you be louder on football weekends with your buddies. Sheesh.

by: Keith Clark.

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