The Amazing Turd Flavored E-Cigarette

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Howdy there folks. Are you a looking to buy an e-cigarette? Well, if you are, let me introduce myself. My name is John Jablonski, and I am the owner of an e-cigarette company. I would really like you to buy your next e-cigarette from my company. My e-cigarettes are pretty good and competitively priced. But, the thing that sets my e-cigarettes apart from the others is that they are not appealing to children. You see, many people in my industry have been criticized by some anti-smoking advocates. Now, these anti-smoking advocates have many gripes about the e-cigarette. Chief among their complaints is that the e-cigarette is appealing to children because e-cigarette companies offer liquid nicotine in many tasty flavors, like chocolate, cherry, orange, and vanilla. Since children like these flavors, they will be attracted to using the e-cigarette, so goes the anti-smoking advocates reasoning. Now, I am completely opposed to children using the e-cigarette in any manner. My product is only for adults. So they won't appeal to children, my e-cigarette company will not offer any fruity flavors or other tasty flavors such as chocolate or vanilla. Accordingly, my company will offer flavors that are completely unappealing to children. My company offers flavors such as "turd", "body odor", "sweaty sock", "gasoline", and "urine". I think that no child would like any of the flavors that my company offers. Accordingly, I can sell my e-cigarette with a clean conscience. So, I ask you to stick it to all those e-cigarette companies that are offering those nice tasty flavors. You, can let them know your disapproval by buying from me. Buy from me now, and I will give you 20 FREE turd flavored liquid nicotine cartridges. My company website is http://www.turd-flavored-ecigarettes.com. All right, the foregoing is ridiculous. But, I have felt the need to fight fire with fire, or, in this case, ridiculousness with ridiculousness as a counter to some of the anti-e-cigarette nuttery that has been perpetrated by some anti-smoking advocates. Although there are some legitimate concerns about the e-cigarette, I personally find the argument that e-cigarettes are appealing to children to be rather lame. If you don't like the e-cigarette, then say so, but don't try to drag children into it. That is nothing but a cheap emotional ploy to get people to side with you. The fact of the matter is that adults also enjoy pleasant flavors as well as children do. If e-cigarette companies can lure adults away from smoking real cigarettes by offering pleasant tasting flavors that, in my view, is a good thing. Their is little doubt that the e-cigarette is a better and healthier alternative to real cigarettes. In addition, the anti-smoking zealots, who complain about the tasty flavors offered by e-cigarette companies, seem to woefully ignorant about cigarette smokers. Most smokers enjoy the taste of cigarettes. Getting them to quit real cigarettes is much easier if they can be offered an alternative that provides them with same taste as real cigarettes. Or better yet, offer them something that taste even better than the real cigarette to get them to quit. Of course, I am not trying to minimize the seriousness of children using e-cigarettes. Children should never be allowed to use them, period. I completely support punishing vendors who sell e-cigarettes to children. But, when you argue to ban the e-cigarette because some children might be tempted to use them, you, in my view, over state your case. Adults should have the choice to use the e-cigarette. And, if nice tasting flavors can induce some adults to quit real cigarettes for the e-cigarette, then I hope the e-cigarette companies will come out with even more flavors that smokers will enjoy. If your looking for some e-cigarette companies that DO not sell turd flavored e-cigarettes, you can click here.About the Author:

Ron J. Myers is fitness enthusiast, writer, and incurable smart ass. More of his work can be found here.

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