Finding That Secret Martial Arts Karate Technique!

Finding That Secret Martial Arts Karate Technique!

When I was a child I wanted to learn secret martial arts. I wanted to know those mysterious fighting moves that would enable somebody smaller to smash somebody taller. I wanted to know that hapkido or jujitsu or whatever that would enable me to really trash the bad guys.

I began my study of Ed Parker Chinese Kenpo Karate, and the mysteries danced on my fingers. In those whirling movements were hidden fist martial arts, invisible and scorching dragon concepts, and down and dirty, take 'em to the dumpster fighting secrets. I was overjoyed by the endless variety of forms and techniques...but I couldn't quite figure out the secrets.

From Chinese Kenpo I made the jump to classical Karate. There was a secret Karate had, I was sure of it, and I drilled the karate kata until my stances trembled. In the end, I could grip the mat with my toes, and throw that classical power with the best of them, but there wasn't any real secret to it all.

After Karate I made the transition to Kung Fu, with all those styles there had to be a secret Kung Fu that would make me just really unbeatable! I threw myself into Shaolin Kung Fu and Kung Fu fighting and...I felt like a whirling dervish on speed! But, in the end, I didn't find that secret that would make me superhuman!

Okay, not just Shaolin, but maybe a specialized type of secret Shaolin! So I went looking for Bruce Lee Wing Chun...I wanted to be a Wing Chun grandmaster! I began beating that wooden dummy like he was yesterday's eggs, doing the wooden dummy training until he needed bandages...but...I was just working hard, there was no secret gimmick that I could use, there was no...sigh.

So, not some sort of secret Wing Chun, but maybe a secret Wudang...that had to be the path! I explored Wudang Tai Chi, searched for secret Pa Kua Chang, and spiraled through the world of mystical martial arts like a rocket through the sky. And, great stuff, I could sink chi to the earth's core, and spin like a planet full of magnetic needles, but...where was that secret martial arts I needed so bad?

I did everything I could. Meditations on the secret of intrinsic energy that fueled the mysterious tan tiens and enlightened the burning chakras of the greater microcosmic orbit that led to self realization in samadhi when I ascended from my skullular brainpan in the higher realms of paradaisical existence. But, and I say this with a bit of self disgust...I can't find the secret!

I'm old now, and in great shape, gonna last a long time, and I know there is a secret out there. And I can do martial arts fighting with the best of them, slay hordes of secret ninjas if I have to, so nobody can stop me from getting to that secret martial art...if I could only find it. Please...somebody tell me...what is the secret?

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