Wayne Strain

Will You Still Vote For Me In The Morning?

Julia warned us that we could wake up one morning with Tony as PM. Surely that only applies to women.

Not Right on McKew

Maxine McKew is now ideally qualified to return to the ABC as one of their impartial political commentators.

They'll have a party

Independence Day is a long established tradition in the US but Australia is about to have its first Independents day.

Too Switched On

For a party that wants to reducecarbon emissions the Greens seem to be generating far too much power.

Grass Roots Campaign

The Australian Sex Party didn't need a five week campaign to get their message across. A one-night stand was sufficient.

Wayne Strain

One of the most trying aspects of the election campaign was Wayne rabbiting on incessantly about how he'd saved us all from the GFC. There were times when the GFC seemed infinitely preferable.

Marking Your Vote

The high informal vote at the election probably resulted from Mark Latham distributing how-to-vote cards at polling stations.

Bottoming Out

Kevin wasn't very good at protecting his arse but at least he didn't lose his seat.

Not Wholly Satisfactory

Everyone's getting part-time jobs; Mark Latham at Channel 9, Kevin at the UN and Julia at being herself.

Leg Breaks or Power Brokes?

Mark Arbib has got Nathan Rees and Kevin out and now he's on a hat-trick with Julia.

Less than the Perfect Match

Labor insiders have confirmed that although Julia and Kevin have agreed on a civil union they have no plans for a gay marriage.

Bad Mark

2010 is a chance for the Australian electorate to restore their reputation following the damage incurred in 2004 when almost half of them voted for Mark Latham as PM.

Getting Behind Julia

Commentators who talk about Julia having a marginal seat should confine their remarks to politics.

Doesn't Have the Balls

Tony's been spotted in much larger Speedos but a party spokesman denied that he'd started people smuggling.

We Won't Call You

Thank you Tony and Julia for coming to the audition. That's all for now. Don't call us

Ghost Train

It's been a huge disappointment for voters in marginal Western Sydney seats that neither Julia nor Tony has promised to build the North-West Metro.

Those who enjoy a really good laugh have not given up hope that it will be trotted out yet again by the NSW Labor Party in the lead-up to the 2011 state election.

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Wayne Strain

By: fridaymash

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